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Maypole Dancer

Maypole Dancers are limbering up to open the Shelford School PTA May Fair on 22nd May 2010 at 2pm.  It looks like they might be a dancer down . . .
Maypole Dancer


Ring ring . . . ring ring . . .

Sorry, there is no one available to take your call.  Please call again later.

Ring ring . . . ring ring . . .

Hello.  Police Station here.  How can I help you?

I need help.  I’m a Maypole Dancer, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.

I said:  I am a Maypole Dancer, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Where are you madam?

I’m stuck in a phone box outside Shelford Primary School.

OK.  I’ll be there in a jiffy.

Oh, and by the way, I need to be out of here by 2pm to go to the SHELFORD SCHOOL PTA MAY FAIR.

3 hours later . . . and a furious Maypole Dancer shouts into the phone:

ARRRRHHH!!!  I’m going to miss everything: 

All the games – Coconut Shy, Hook the duck, Rocket making and launching, the soft toy tombola, not to mention the Silent Auction.

All the food and drinks – The Hog Roast and falafel, the Pimms tent, the cream teas and those yummy cakes AND the ice creams.

All the things to buy  - the plants, the books, and all those other wonderful stalls they always have at the Shelford School Fairs.

But most importantly the ... the Maypole Dancing which is opening the Fair followed by the Pat-a-cake Polka! Sob!

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If you pass the phone box you might still see her stuck in there.  See you at the Fair on 22nd May 2 – 5 pm.

Thanks to Y5 for dressing the mannequin and to Wilf Paduano and Daniel Patterson for advertising the Shelford School PTA May Fair so effectively.

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